They called me Ikah Rahimin: Teh : A Story of a Drink

Assalamualaikum,
Yeah, only two days left for final and I haven't even start studying! WooHoo! A pat on the shoulder for that to Ikah! She doesn't even realized how dead she will be soon! ~~Ehmegerd! All this exclamation marks!!!~~

Haha. Okay need to stop it, like literally!!

LOL. Hmm. So why am I on my blog when I should be studying? Well the answer is!!!!!

*Drumrolls needed here*

*using the most posh and polite voice so that I sounded like a fucking hypocrite cunt* I would like to fucking dedicate this post to one of my shitty (read : best) friend I have ever had in my 18-years of life in this fucked fucked up world. To TEH!

Yes, her name is Teh, not Tea, not The, not anything else but Teh. ~~Aww, so sweet, Ikah is protecting her friend. LOL~~

Obviously we need a picture to prove that.

SEE! IT'S TEH!

Oops! Wrong pic. Lewls. Ikah iz confused. Ikah iz craving for pizzas. Ikah iz fucked up.

Okay, that's more like it...hehe

Haha! Okay, so, I met her last June and I didn't even know that the Almighty had put me and Teh to be classmates. Alhamdulillah. =P

Dear Teh,

Thanks for being my friend. Thanks for coping up with my so fucked up shitty self. Thanks for listening to my crappy rants. Thanks for at least being there, when I am so alone. I know that I treat you like shit, I know that I have never been a nice ass to you, ~~but a badass instead. LOL. (Citation needed)~~. Ahaha. I could not be happy anymore knowing that you still treat me nicely eventhough I am such a crap brat to you.

Love you so much, bitch, and I could not express more! Goodluck for your finals and to me too. May all odds be ever in you favor. ~~Somehow that sentence felt so wrong that it fucking bothers me, Hmm.~~

Love,

Your Shitty Ass Friend, Ikah 'Awesome' Rahimin.

Indeed life sucks, but at the end, all the turns and pitfalls it gave you would results in something that only certain would be grateful off. Sadly, I have to admit. Eventhough I rejected my mom's offer to study in Australia, my closest cousin's offer to be in INTEC and go to USA, my bae's offer to go to UK, and here I am, stranded somewhere in Kuantan, shitting myself everyday. However if at the end of my day, I still have someone to rant to, I am happy enough.

Yes, bae's (read : Mr Geek) is thousands of miles away, yes, we are rarely able to contact each other due to the damned time zone, but I am never alone. I got my friend. ~~Yes, friend, it's hard to make friends these days.~~

I ain't a lesbo, but I love her. Thanks for everything!

~~So I am spamming you guys with some pictures! Hope you suffer your stay, in peace!~~